Quotes

Harper announced her support for Senator McCain today. I asked her for her reasons, and boy she had 'em:
1) I sort of want to be different from you
2) McCain has been in the army, and that gives him experience.
3) His wife's name is Cindy, and I like the sound of that name.

I passed a church marquis yesterday which read:
The best vitamin for a Christian is to B1.

(That was almost too painful to type.)